As we get older and more and more of our friends get paired off, married off…or fake it REALLY well, you’re going to find a certain phenomenon taking place that becomes more and more…apparent. Let’s paint a quick scenario for you: Your best friend from college calls you up and wants to go out and hang. You agree to meet at your favorite bar for drinks later that night. Time comes, you head down to the bar, and you notice your friend has gotten you guys a table…and is sitting there with her husband. For a second your brains screams “What is HE doing here!?” But you play it cool, smile and wave back. Then you remember that you like the husband too. He’s a nice guy, and a perfect partner for your friend. You spoke at their wedding about how perfect they are for each other! …and you were sincere! So, what is this nagging, annoying sound in the back of your head that is making this situation seem so unpleasant?
That grating feeling you’re getting in the back of your temples is actually the squeaky sound of…The Third Wheel. You have officially been relegated to becoming the superfluous, rusted out training wheel that was removed when it was time to ride the two wheeler. Without meaning to, your friend has plunged you into one of the most awkward situations we single adults tend to dread. And what makes it worse is that we know that the people across from us are not to blame! We know that it’s our own perspective that is skewing the hell out of our emotional flight path into a metaphorical mountain. We always feel as if we are the passengers on the ride, and not the pilots, even though that is often not the case. So in order to make sure that our tour through the friendly skies of adulthood stay that way, let’s dissect this phenomena and how we can combat these areas of emotional turbulence.
Here’s the thing: You are truly happy to have these people in your life. They are both wonderful people, and you just want to hug them and say, “I am just so happy for you!” Their sweetness is endearing, and you always feel really welcome when you go to their house, maybe play with their kids, have a glass of wine as you cook dinner together. But god help you, if you’re not in the proper mindset. I don’t know, maybe you just broke up with your significant other. Maybe you are feeling particularly lonely. Maybe you’re just feeling sensitive because…oh, who the hell knows? Do you really need a reason!? The cause of this irrational emotional flip flop is usually because we see their happiness and we envy it. It isn’t necessarily the actual relationship itself that we envy, but that look of satisfaction…of calm. Because they will never again have to spend every free moment wondering if they’ll ever meet the person that they are destined for. Meanwhile, you’re swimming in wedding invites from friends, and deleting dick pics / desperation messages from your latest foray into online dating. So you find yourself bouncing back and forth between happy for them and angry / sad for yourself…and then it all comes out at resentment. Maybe not at your friends, but they just happen to be there when that switch is flicked.
Alright, look…if you can be happy for your friends, then at least you haven’t fallen all the way down. If you can’t see the joy in the world around you in SOME way, then believe me when I say that you have some serious work on yourself personally. That empathy is what connects us to the rest of the human race, and if you aren’t happy for someone else, then that means that you aren’t happy with yourself. This post isn’t for you. I’ll cover how to get to that some other time. So for those who still have the capacity to feel happy for others…with occasional bouts of frustration, here’s your advice. Realize that the grass is always greener, and that your friends, while they are happy…have just as many problems as you do. Possibly more so. Because while you have to worry about finding someone, your problems are your own. loneliness is actually a very easy problem to fix. Mortgages, marriage problems, up to your neck in poopy diapers…these are less easy. Any problems that they have are shared, and any children that they have only add to those problems exponentially. Once they get over that loneliness by finding someone, the next anxiety that needs to be tackled is how to maintain and keep it. And know this…to your couple friends, you aren’t being seen as a Third Wheel. You are seen as a good friend, and a large breath of relief for them. Believe it or not, they are probably living their single days vicariously through you in some way. The “grass is greener” always cuts both ways.
The other problem you’ll probably come across, is that the Third Wheel dynamic lies a certain conundrum. In those moments of loneliness, we spout our weakness to our friends. Those friends will then say something that I promise we have all heard from someone in our lives. “You’ll find someone, I promise” or its variation “There’s someone out there for everyone.” At that exact moment, there is no phrase that that will make the Third Wheel axle squeak quite so loudly as this. You will hear these words and every fiber of your being will want to scream out “LIAR!!” There’s something about these phrases, when uttered at the precise moment of weakness, that will make us feel like we are 5 years old, and being patted on the head and placated. As if you had tripped and skinned your knee, and you needed comfort…so you get a pat on the head and a “it’ll be okay.” But you’re an adult now, and you know that those words won’t make things magically better. That resentment that I mentioned earlier rears its ugly head. How dare they give you such empty advice! Can’t they see that you’re in pain!? And all they have for your is a bandaid and some peroxide!? Then they both look at each other, then look at you with that look that you interpret as pity. Inside your brain you can hear unspoken words “Why can’t he/she be happy like we are?” …and inside you seethe because part of you wonders why they’re sitting there pitying you when they should be out there, helping you find The One.
Sigh…Perception is a deadly thing. What did you think was GOING to happen? That they were going to pull your partner out of thin air? That somehow they were hiding your perfect mate from you until you hit rock bottom? They’re using what they have to treat you. And of course, it’s going to seem like an awful solution…because it is! From your perspective, you got yourself a bullet wound, and they’re treating it with scotch tape and a prayer! The thing is, that’s what happens when you’re being emotional and hyper irrational, and all they have to try and cure it is the opposite: Logic. Until you realize that you’re being unreasonable, and that they’re trying to help you, everything that they do will just feel like they are throwing pebbles to stop up a river. The only other way to quench this fire is to pour gasoline on it, and let it burn itself out after a blaze. Yes, they pity you. Know why? Because chances are, they have been in exactly the same place that you are more times that they’d care to count. They know that the majority of finding your perfect fit is luck. Nobody knows how hard it is to be happy, than people who are happy now. Cut ’em some slack. All they can do is root for you while you do the leg work. At the end of the day, it’s up to us to help ourselves in this situation. No one can do it for you. And let’s face it…if you see pity in their eyes, it’s probably because you’re pitying yourself.
Look…being a Third Wheel sucks, okay? Nobody wants to feel like they are just there as decoration, or that they are superfluous in a relationship. In some respects, Third Wheeling is really a variation on the Friend Zone. You take a relationship in which you are really close to each other, but then someone else comes along, and the two of them go off and become a beautiful couple, and you end up feeling like you are picking at their table for scraps. You feel that shift in the dynamic and your first instinct is to say “But…what about us?” And just like with the Friend Zone, what we’re talking about is two different types of relationships trying to co-exist in the same space. You may not have any romantic feelings for either of them, but you suddenly don’t feel that more intimate connection when it was just the two of you. Like you’re intruding on THEIR space.
The difference lies in the fact that when you are the Third Wheel, the relationship itself hasn’t changed, merely our perception of it. The dynamics, the aesthetics may have changed, but the core remains. Whereas in the case of the Friend Zone, the very heart of the relationship changes whether our perception of it stays the same or not. This is where how we approach being a Third Wheel still offers us hope that the relationship can still work. First of all…understand that you’re in charge of being happy with yourself. That one bit of perception changes everything else around it. Second is realizing that your friendship with them sustains them just as much as it sustains you. Even if you are not in the same place in your life, the different aspects that you each have gives the other hope for what’s to come. (Unless you are a coke head, in which case…no, then you will probably not be giving any hope.) Next is…learn to take advice when it’s meant well, without getting defensive. It isn’t a critique on you, nor is it an attempt to seem condescending. It is merely a genuine desire to be helpful in solving your problem. Take it, learn from it…or if you think it’s not helpful, then you ignore it. But always be thankful for it. Lastly, it comes back to perspective again. See both your relationship and theirs, and find out where they intersect. Don’t look at it as two parallel lines that flow side by side but never interact. It is one big relationship with many facets, but it doesn’t diminish what it is as long as the core is strong.
Just remember folks:Unicycle, bicycle, tricked out trike…a wheel all alone is just a wheel. It’s what it’s attached to that determines the ride.